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DOCTOR IVO ROBOTNIK SAYS:
Pingas
Snoopingasusualisee. Pingasusualisee
Snooping as usual I see
NO
SILENCE
Can I offer you tea? And something to eat?
Can I offer you something to eat?
Come in come in what a pleasant surprise come in my little friend
Fumfar
Can I offer you 12,000 feet?
The old Robotnik would've made it perilous but the new Robotnik would not make it perilous
I appear today. I. I. I appear today to make an historic announcement. An historic historic announcement.
I have decided to announce. I have decided to announce my retirement. Retirement. Retire retire retirement.
Yes yes yes way. Yes way.
In honour of my retirement.
That hedgehog. Hedgehog.
Sonic the hedgehog.
You Sonic. I think I love you Sonic.
What about my Lapsang Souchong tea?
What about all my fishcakes?
The hedgehog seems to be enjoying them
An all expenses paid adventure holiday for the hedgehog to have fun. Fun fun. Fun.
I'd like to arrange one.
Can I offer you love? Can I offer you devotion?
I don't think so!
Robot attack
I'd like to personally see to it that Sonic has fun with the big cup cake ha ha ha ha
YouTube Poop:
AoStH
Pesky plumbers
Aha here's the problem. Too many toasters
All toasters toast toast
It's my machine!!
That's no good
I'm DOCTOR ROBOTNIK and I touch what I want
If someone tries to touch you in a way or in a place that makes you feel uncomfortable THAT'S NO GOOD
GAAAARRARARARAR GET IN THERE YOU'VE INTERFERED WITH MY PLANS FOR THE LAST TIME
Oh that's good
I have decided to announce my retirement, effective immediately.
Yes way.
I hereby forsake all nefarious activities to live a life of devotion to my mother. Poor dear she's
so old and feeble now she can barely speak.
In honour of my retirement I'd like to present myself with this gold watch.
I had a little something engraved...
To DOCTOR ROBOTNIK, from DOCTOR ROBOTNIK with love.
How thoughtful of me.
Well, goodbye Mobius, I'll miss all the little people I trampled on the way up.
That hedgehog, HEDGEHOG!
You SONIC!
I think I'll miss you most of all.
Farewell Mobius! And, err.. peace!
Yes mama luigi
Sonic the hedgehog? Oh joy! Sonic the hedgehog, my old nemesis, oh ha ha ha ha and your little friend Tails too!
What a pleasant surprise! Come in come in!!
Can I offer you something to eat?
[TO SONIC] Tea?
[TO TAILS] Tea?
Ohohohoho it's not poison you know! The old Robotnik probably would've poisoned it but now I just love sharing a
cosy hot cup of Lapsang Souchong tea.
Oh I'm sorry mama luigi here I'll wipe it up for you.
Ah! Excellent work fumfar! You're fired!!
Exactly! THAT'S WHY I DON'T NEED YOU ANY MORE!!
The most fabulously fiendish of all my fiendish plots is hatched.
And Sonic's little trip to the Last Resort will be the vacation to end all vacations. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
You still haven't gotten Sonic?
What about all of my evilly genious traps?
I arrange an all-expenses-paid adventure holiday for the hedgehog and he has the unmitigated gall TO HAVE FUN?!
I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!
Uuuh not yet mama luigi...
Yes mama luigi
What adventures are left on Sonic's schedule?
Ha ha ha ha!! Skydiving! Perfectly perilous! I'm coming out of retirement to personally see to it that SONIC bites
the big cup cake.
No of course not. You two are too incompetent to BE fired. You have to stay here and take care of mama luigi.
Oh I'll take care of them alright! A ha ha ha ha!! Just like I took care of Sonic's parachute!
Oookay thrill-seekers! 12,000 feet! Time to jump!
This is one time the hedgehog won't get away.
I'll put the plane on auto-pilot, and follow them so I can watch their unhappy landings.
YOUR CHUTES ARE SHOT YOU MISERABLE PESTS! NOW I AM FREE TO CONQUER MOBIUS!
Mama luigi! Noooooo!!
Aaaaooooooooo!!
I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!
PINGAS!!!
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